Marriage

"Forget the word marriage, it's misleading...it's television...you think of wedding magazine, of a woman naked on a horse throwing roses. The new word, and this one's much less misleading, is patience, because that is what marriage is all about, it's about being patient. Who can you be patient with the rest of your life? Cause trust me, at least with the word patience you know you're gonna fight. (oh-ho) You're gonna fight like animals, I'm tellin' ya. But know that's okay...that's okay. I'm not gonna lie to you. I've been on TV, make okay money, been in films, I still spend at least once a month in my garage with a wrench and a pole - venting...over a sock!" Jim Breuer